Dear Ben & Jerry's,

Please stop putting addictive substances into your Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream so I can resume my normal life without craving it constantly.

Yours truly,
-Erica

P.S. That receipt that you printed out at the register after I bought my last pint — WHICH IS ALREADY GONE — yesterday… you know, that coupon for 75 cents off two more pints of your heavenly goodness? Yeah, that one. That was just evil.

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Posted on Thursday, August 25th, 2005

  • G

    But think of all the fun times Ben and Jerry’s has brought you! I mean, what about the time when we went to get some and the mall had that free concert? Think of the good times! *pat pat* It will be alright.

  • Fortknox

    Graeters is still #1 in my book, though :D

  • kesuki

    ice cream can’t quite replace love, but it does a better job of filling those boots than anything i know.