Please stop putting addictive substances into your Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream so I can resume my normal life without craving it constantly.
Yours truly,
-Erica
P.S. That receipt that you printed out at the register after I bought my last pint — WHICH IS ALREADY GONE — yesterday… you know, that coupon for 75 cents off two more pints of your heavenly goodness? Yeah, that one. That was just evil.
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25. August 2005 at 11:50 pm
But think of all the fun times Ben and Jerry’s has brought you! I mean, what about the time when we went to get some and the mall had that free concert? Think of the good times! *pat pat* It will be alright.
26. August 2005 at 8:41 am
Graeters is still #1 in my book, though
26. August 2005 at 1:04 pm
ice cream can’t quite replace love, but it does a better job of filling those boots than anything i know.